ANNALS: records of the activities of an organization.
THE ITEM
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The Manic Cast
- PROFILE 1 -
- HABITAT -
- PROFILE 2 -
Debbie "Cuntface" Skaler
Since I was forced away, your empire has fallen. You are truely the Queen of Nothing.
TOP SHELF IS DEAD!
SirSyko the Landlord
Providing Random Zen refuge on insanity.net, SirSyko leans back in his dark throne at the heart of the Syko-Circus. To know what he sees as mundane, visit SIRSYKO.COM.
The first line of offense in market misbehavior is leaving outdated milk on the shelf.
Old crusty mammary drippings from four legged pre-hamburger patties stinks like grandma's underwear in August.
Justin is Bird
From the register to the frozen food aisle, Random and Colugino's whipping-boy does it all; and bitches the whole time. See Bird's greatest adventure HERE.
Mayhem Master Frank
He passed his mischievous knowlege on to a dangerous man. He has trained Random well in the ways of the dark side. Learn his origins HERE.
Conquering most departments, Frozen Food is the constant thorn in his side. To this day, Tony refuses to use his freezer at home.
Produce Lackey Scott
Batman had Robin. Leon had Mathilda. Palpatine had Vader. Random Zen has a silly son-of-a-bitch for a Lackey named Scott! Soon Scott's training will be completed and he will be able to avenge Random's eventual demise. See him in training HERE.
Produce Lackey Mike
The original produce lacky of Manic Mart, Mike was the reason I did not go completely insane (damn him). See Mike in training HERE.
Brotherzen the Mad Librarian
Keeping an ever watchful eye on the page, Brotherzen fills RandomZen.com with the breath of new absurdities.
Random Zen the Ringmaster
He is vengeance without mercy. He is terror without absolution. He is the Knight of Manic Mart. HE IS CLERK
