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| AISLE THREE | - | ANNALS: records of the activities of an organization. | | | | THE ITEM | - | The Passing of the Torch |
The Passing of the Torch
After many great adventures to test his courage
and resourcefulness, my new young Produce Lackey, Mike, has been granted the distinguished responsibility of squeezing juice for Manic Mart. The ceremonies commenced on the twenty-third day of the sixth month, year one-thousand
nine-hundred and ninety-nine, or the
Supermarketus-Equinox-Produceoria
of Manic Mart.
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Following the ceremonies and ready to make me, Random Zen, proud, Mike squoze his first bottle of OJ as "Keeper of the
Citrus Ambrosia," or "Nectar of the Gods Retailer," and all were happy. |  |
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Naturally, hours later, Mike was ready to break the fucking machine into a million pieces.
You could hear the screams for miles, "honor?!? MY WHITE ASS!! This fucking job blows!" Rumor has it that Mike fought the juice machine for several days
like a WCW Champion until finally it beat him into submission. |
Good luck, ass-wipe, the juice machine's yours,
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA! |  | |
"Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible."
-Unknown
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