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I am afraid.
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AISLE THREE - ANNALS: records of the activities of an organization.
 
THE ITEM - The Ancient Ones

As the decades pass and dreams of leaving the supermarket become obscured by the expanse of time, what type of men will the old clerks become? Do the ancient ones escape madness? What clever philosophies guide our antediluvian clerks during these rare years? Let us look and find out what it is they dream of...



Yes, it is very sad.