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| AISLE THREE | - | ANNALS: records of the activities of an organization. | | | | THE ITEM | - | The Passing of the Torch II |
The Passing of the Torch II
After many great adventures to test his courage
and resourcefulness, my new young Produce Lackey, Scott, has been granted the distinguished responsibility of squeezing juice for Manic Mart. The ceremonies commenced on the twenty-third day of the sixth month, year two-thousand, or the
Second Supermarketus-Equinox-Produceoria
of Manic Mart.
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Following the ceremonies and ready to make me, Random Zen, proud, Scott squoze his first bottle of OJ as "Keeper of the
Citrus Ambrosia," or "Nectar of the Gods Retailer," and all were happy. |  |
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Hours later, Scott threw a fit like none I have ever seen! "Honor?!? Go fuck yourself and FUCK THIS MACHINE!"
You could hear his screams of joy in the aisles of supermarkets far away. Rumor has it that Scott fought the juice machine for several days
like a Who Wants to be a Millionaire contestant until finally it beat him into submission. |
Good luck, ass-wipe, the juice machine's yours,
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA! |  | |
"Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible."
-Unknown
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