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| AISLE THREE | - | ANNALS: records of the activities of an organization. | | | | THE ITEM | - | Butcher Billy |
Technically insane and dumber than a meat patty, all that we really know is his name, BILL. And of course, that this is the right man for Manic Mart.
Bill had been bugging me to put him on the web since 1969. I remember thinking to myself, "This can't work... I haven't been born yet." But it did work.
He was 4 and there was the problem that the Internet didn't even exist yet. But I think that speaks volumes towards the level of forward-thinking this simple meat-hacker possessed. And so a legend was born.
It's been suggested that a picture is worth a thousand words but these fearful
images produce only a string of question marks in my mind.
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The only one that never seems to complain about work (unless the Mountain Dew case is running warm). Bill clocks in every day, mutilates animal carcasses, and then clocks
out with a smile. We don't question what his realities may consist of.
Just don't ever talk about the theory of evolution or bathrooms low on toilet paper (makes him jumpy). If ya happen to find this retarded pol-wop in your neighborhood pub, buy him a beer and a shot or he'll follow you home. |
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