As a produce clerk, I spend a lot of time slaving over the aisle, not to fill it, but to keep it neat. And all my efforts are for the female shoppers. If the apples and pears aren't stacked to perfection, the stupid sluts won't buy 'em. It's as if they don't see them. The women only touch the stacked fruit just because they know I worked hard on them. They absolutely love to come by and knock down the product of all my time and effort. Vicious bitches!

It's funny to watch the cunts at work. They'll go over to the salad bar and drip beet juice over the entire fucking thing, really make a grand mess of everything when they make a salad. Cheese and olives everywhere. But God forbid a stray piece of shredded carrot rests on the counter before they get there. The first thing they do is bitch like I just asked to set them on fire.

Now, guys on the other hand, could care less what the aisle looked like. If I just dumped the apples out on to an empty counter and hung a sign, men would still buy them. In fact, I'm sure that if I pulled the lid off the case and left it alone that it would work just as well. In a Guys-Only store, I wouldn't be able to stack the fruit. They would be too impressed with the perfect counters that they wouldn't buy anything for fear of destroying such great craftsmanship.

Maybe I wouldn't even have to throw those of the vaginaly-cursed away. Perhaps if I never cleaned anything up they just wouldn't come in. I'll just leave a mop and bucket out and let the customers clean up after themselves, if they feel the need. I wonder if that would work?